I Have Scattered the Seeds of the Future

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch


3 minutes ago with 153,787 notes

dianabaabe:

nigga if a girl wants to talk to you every minute of the day, wants to talk on the phone to hear your voice, wants you to send her pictures because she likes seeing your face, wants to introduce you to her friends and family, willing to travel distance for you, wants to smother you with affection, waits for you no matter how long, sticks by your side no matter how much wrong you’ve done

like dude she fucking loves you man dont fucking waste a good girl like that 




7 minutes ago with 3,459 notes

stuffedoreo:

Haha just like when I had my first beer.



officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too


1 hour ago with 278,399 notes

glitter-and-sparklezzz:

iced beverage weather #holla #selfie #starbucks #orangevalencia #tumblr

glitter-and-sparklezzz:

iced beverage weather #holla #selfie #starbucks #orangevalencia #tumblr



givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


1 hour ago with 63,915 notes

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'


1 hour ago with 327,794 notes

chiitsun:

Jams to anime openings

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#qt

jordanjapanpokemon:

This is so true lol

jordanjapanpokemon:

This is so true lol




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vulliod:

“dog food lid” backwards is “dildo of God.”


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