I Have Scattered the Seeds of the Future

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face


4 hours ago with 273,474 notes

dr-archeville:

andante-ace:

shandrak:

liamniisan:

PORTAL 2 IS 5 DOLLARS ON STEAM

ALSO:

Portal 1 is $2.50

The bundle for both is $6.24

IF Y’ALL WANNA PLAY MY MOST FAVORITE PLATFORM PUZZLE GAME EVER WITH AN AMAZING STORY Y’ALL BEST GET ON THIS

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I had $6.70 in my steam account.

Had.


7 hours ago with 3,800 notes


7 hours ago with 79,178 notes

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER


8 hours ago with 227,119 notes

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF 


8 hours ago with 1,272,982 notes

Anyone want to play Have You Ever?  

pantydragon:

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fahrlight:

hyperpiglet:

celebrate-the-magic:

I can only answer yes or no. 

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gus seriously im really bored

no limits

do it. anon is on

yooooo the FMK one was hella fun, so if anybody wants to we should also do this you-ask-me-one-I-ask-you-one

I will be RUTHLESS


8 hours ago with 136,023 notes



Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."


8 hours ago with 182,902 notes

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn


officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon


8 hours ago with 25,274 notes



holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan



transexism:

lieutenantbites:

are the top players in leauge of legends called legends of leauge

no they’re called losers


8 hours ago with 4,894 notes

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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8 hours ago with 93,161 notes

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


8 hours ago with 180,438 notes

kirbopher:

blizooka:

kirb

ADDITIONALLY

Freeza’s immediate henchmen are tropical fruits:

Kui - kiwi

Zarbon - pomelo fruit

Dodoria - durian fruit

Appule - apple

…and the Ginyu Force are dairy products!

Ginyu - gyunyu (japanese word for milk)

Jeice/Jheese - cheese (chiizu -> jiisu)

Burter/Butta - butter (baataa -> baata)

Recoome/Reacoom - cream (kuriimu -> rikuumu)

Guldo/Gurd - (yo)gurt (youguruto -> gurudo)


8 hours ago with 2,736 notes