well-never-again:

janemorris:

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

Getting a new job

n0xlumina:

Sometimes I wonder why I mean so little to those I welcome into my life.

polyamorouspixie:

I don’t want to be your whole world
I don’t want to be your everything
I just want to know there’s a little space in your heart
and your schedule
just for me

buildingrelationshipsinanarchy:

1moneychaserworld-deactivated20:

Love your partner in their love language not yours. Read that again.

Ask to receive love in your love language and not just accept being loved in theirs

professionalchaoticdumbass:

smash announcer: Joe Biden!

shitty wiimote speaker: SODA!!!

thechickendiaries:

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store’s going out of business sale in my hometown.

furryprovocateur:

“the writer’s strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!” fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it’s only 9:34 am

annoyingbychoice:

clownswolf:

hey can you guys build me a man real quick

head

boobs

belly

dick

legs

feet

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the-shania-twainsaw-massacre:

versacethotty:

knfwinthemorning:

thank you Jennifer

nymph1e:

bunnygrl-femme:

mortimermcmirestinks:

itched:

itched:

itched:

he’s so right for this

other best tweets include

reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever so

This is a streamer, and one of his chat rewards for subs/bits/etc is “girl month,” where he dresses like a girl and does his make up for a whole month.

Last I heard, his chat had gotten him to, like, 6 months straight of “girl month.”

This man is cis. He is not trans, and has no desire to transition.

He just wanted to do something fun for his chat, and he has a great time. He looks comfortable, he doesn’t make a mockery of women or femininity. It’s just wholesome cross dressing fun.

Hey, a bro’s gotta hustle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mlarayoukai:

Hell yeah brother

just-wobert:

themagicalmysticalboy:

icarianarts:

Still think AirPods are lame as hell I wish people went back to making fun of them